When people have fish as pets, they often put a sea snail into the cage. The snail cleans up the extra algae and dirty materials that are floating around (so I'm told), as these are the things that snails eat.
The human equivalent to this would be for you to be put into a giant fishbowl (with little castles and decorations and glass walls) with a bunch of non-violent creatures, and this fishbowl naturally sprouted pizza continuously. Your job would be to eat the pizza that's laying around. All day. That's it.
That would be awesome. I love pizza. And castles. I would just sit in the little castle all day and eat pizza. And when I ran out of pizza I would go outside to get more, then scurry back into the castle and eat it again.
And I'd be doing a great service to my fishbowl!
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There is something deeply unsettling in the notion of pizza just sprouting out of the walls.
And by unsettling, I mean delicious.
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