wool socks, Filene's Basement, Google, pizza (refer to previous post), The Killers (new CD out Tuesday), "Let's Hang On" by Frank Valli and the Four Seasons, and Rite Aid. And peanut butter. mmm... peanut butter.
More on this later.
a sampling of the things I don't love in life:
the stock market, wind, and being woefully dependent on decongestants (nose spray).
I think I'm slowly getting over the nose spray thing, though.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
snails
When people have fish as pets, they often put a sea snail into the cage. The snail cleans up the extra algae and dirty materials that are floating around (so I'm told), as these are the things that snails eat.
The human equivalent to this would be for you to be put into a giant fishbowl (with little castles and decorations and glass walls) with a bunch of non-violent creatures, and this fishbowl naturally sprouted pizza continuously. Your job would be to eat the pizza that's laying around. All day. That's it.
That would be awesome. I love pizza. And castles. I would just sit in the little castle all day and eat pizza. And when I ran out of pizza I would go outside to get more, then scurry back into the castle and eat it again.
And I'd be doing a great service to my fishbowl!
The human equivalent to this would be for you to be put into a giant fishbowl (with little castles and decorations and glass walls) with a bunch of non-violent creatures, and this fishbowl naturally sprouted pizza continuously. Your job would be to eat the pizza that's laying around. All day. That's it.
That would be awesome. I love pizza. And castles. I would just sit in the little castle all day and eat pizza. And when I ran out of pizza I would go outside to get more, then scurry back into the castle and eat it again.
And I'd be doing a great service to my fishbowl!
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